That Feeling When You Accidentally Drop the Food... →
PB and DJ?
LQL I think I’m so clever. Because I actually did eat a lot of peanut butter today. And I’m a master DJ. Tonight will be the first all-nighter of the year!!!!! Hopefully the last. LUCKILY, the person who drives me to school is a saint and randomly decided to get coffee tomorrow, which means I can drink yummy drinks and STAY AWAKE DURING SCHOOL. Is it normal to use so much capslock...
Senior Year Shenanigans
FIRST BREAKDOWN TODAY. At my boyfriend’s house. While he was on the computer. Haha he turned around and was like “What the f—” I’m sure it won’t be my first one, but it was still weird. I HATE COLLEGE APPS. Also I’m pretty sure tomorrow night will be my first all-nighter, to study for SAT’s and do my chem lab report and finish start my 2800 word...
I Miss My Coffee.
I miss Starbucks. I know not drinking it is way better for me, less fat and whatever BUT STILL. I miss the creamy sweet milk and pumpkin spices. It’s such a nice winter treat, it’s even better than ice cream in the summer because you can never get tired of coffee. The pumpkin spice latte is such a good autumn drink; drinking a pumpkin spice latte on a roof looking at the colored trees...
When your name is in a math problem.
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When your crush says Hi...
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When your friend is upset...
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When your parents are yelling at you and they...
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When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.