When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
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Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
When I know my final paper sucks but I don't have...
sodamnrelatable: I just found a gif that actually sums up my whole life
You are crying and the person who actually made...
peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO this makes so much sense
When you slowly start hating someone you were...
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa)
xexetxuxlx4: I feel like everyone’s trying to live their lives to the fullest, and I’m just going through life like “ehhh if I have to..”
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